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Episode 9: Scent



Has the mystery of scent been glooping-up your glob hole? Do you find yourself wondering why we smell the smells we smell? If so, you’re just like us! We hope this scent-centric episode provides you with the information you need to move on with your life, free of uncertainty and doubt.


Episode 8: The Heart of Everything



In a world of such boundless diversity, what is the one thing all people have in common? What is the one thing that can provide common ground in a divided nation? What is commonly flushed down toilets but sometimes can’t be because it’s gotten too big? The answer to all of these questions of course is, poop. But what is poop exactly? We’re not sure, but we intend to find out.


Episode 7: The Lake House Edition



It’s Pooptalk in the wild! Out at the lake with no internet service or library to be found, the gang casts aside their normally rigorous scientific investigations and flies by the seat of their swimmies. Using nothing but anecdotal evidence, intuition, and the power of observation, our hosts bravely explain how to help rescue-kittens poo, why cats bury their poo (spoiler alert, it’s because they’re afraid of amphibians), how to burst a bloated cow, and much more.


Episode 6: In the Evening?



Pour out that coffee and grab the wine! In the very first evening edition of Poop Talk in the Morning our three favorite chums explore how the world’s excrement makes its way from lavish lavatories to the ocean, and all things in between.


Episode 4: Animals 2



Welcome to part 2 of the first ever Pooptalk double feature! After countless requests from our listeners the gang is BACK with more animal talk. In this sultry sequel, our hosts discuss Blue-Apron bear plugs, lemur beans, statement poops, and how to pick up after your dog if you’re blind. Stop what you’re doing and have a listen! Unless it’s important then just listen later.


Episode 3: Animals



Seemingly emboldened by the inclusion of Episodes 1 and 2 on Oprah Winsley’s “Top New Listens for 2018” list, the gang really goes for it in Episode 3.  Following a brief update on the Email inquiry overload situation, Ben, Bryan and Tye cover all of the hottest issues in the animal feces arena and more. What is skat? How does it relate to jazz? How do snakes work? Can you help them if they aren’t regular? Dung Beetles! What are those guys even doing? Can poop melt? Through the thorough analysis and speculation of each of these topics, our hosts stumble upon a number of findings that educate and reveal to the listener the amazing interconnectedness of the animal kingdom and the sanctity of all living things.


Episode 2: Is Eggs Meat?



In the follow up to their wildly successful debut episode, these poo-boys take a moment to show they’re not afraid to cut the crap and get academic every now and again. What begins as a scholarly investigation into the origins of the toilet, spirals into a beautiful and flowing dialogue. Touching on the Roman Empire, spicy poops, evolution theory, and soul bowls, the gang takes the listener on a journey through mind, body, spirit, and time.


Episode 1: Pilot



Here in Episode 1, our hosts try desperately to explain to their new listeners why they should listen to three total ding-dongs talk about poop for 3 quarters of an hour. Following a somewhat sensible and coherent introduction, the fellas dive into a litany of topics and segments that are somehow both completely out of left-field and absolutely essential to the human experience all at once. In what turns out to be a rather bold first endeavor into the realm of digital media, the fellas cover everything from the familiar discomfort of office restrooms, to butt-pennies, to hover poops. Buckle up and try not to think too much. This one’s a true delight.